Commericial Break: Bears Playing Hockey

The Russians have done it! They have achieved the goal so many Canadians have died attempting. Bears can rip the average person's limbs apart within two minutes. Okay, that's a made up statistic, but I dare you to try and disprove it. I am vehemently opposed to the mistreatment of animals, unless they are delicious -- then exceptions need to be made. But if your day wasn't going the way you thought it would, or you're not sure what your ultimate life goal is; imagine being an incredibly nervous Russian referee surrounded by bears on ice skates carrying hockey sticks.

I hope I made you feel better.