Close Range

We joke, but you know if it were an actual game that came out this holiday season there would be a ton of 15 year-old boys begging their older siblings to get it for them.  Another note: I'm always amazed at the level of production value that has been going into the Onion's faux reporting.  Just how much money are those guys making in their duck suits and exploding cigar offices?

Video Game Violence Preparing Our Children?

Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?

you know after you put it that way...i'm not sure. Maybe my future children should be preparing for the great Zombacolypse?