Tomb Raider And "Sensible Boobs"

Just know that through all the hardships you may go through in life, your lips will forever glisten through the tragedy of it all.

I’ve beaten the reboot of Tomb Raider weeks ago and I’m still befuddled as to why I didn’t like it. On paper, everything is there: great voice acting, diverse looking cast, non-killing activities and beautiful locales. I even cringe as I say, “they even gave her sensible breasts!” I’m still parsing what that even means in my small hetero dude-brain. I’m also processing what Tomb Raider games have to be in order to be deemed successful. I’m still figuring out why this game is another brick in the wall of why, even the best big budget games, are equal parts off-putting in their over-reaching goals.

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Final Fantasy XIII Review - The Cure For Stockholm Syndrome

Meet Lightening. She Doesn't Remember Much Of Her Past. She Has Pink Hair And Belt Straps On Her Boots. This Must Be Final Fantasy.

 

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