How To Train Your Dragon: Just As Awesome In 'Regular-D'

Once You Get To Know Toothless You'll Never Eat Fishheads The Same

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Clash Of The Titans: Where Art Imitates Video Games

Behold! The Coolest Scene In The Movie. Note: How Fake Everything Looks.

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Alice In Wonderland, "Ravishingly Beautiful. I Fell Asleep."

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The Crazies: "Romero's Wasn't That Great, So The Bar Is Low"

"Ride? Oh No, I'm Cool. Watchin' The Sun Set."

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From Paris With Love, "Citizen Cocaine"

Travolta Treating A Can Of Monster Like The Skull Of Yorick

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Shutter Island, "Scorsese's Worst And Midgets Are Our Only Hope"

"...pretty sure I just saw a lolcat back there..."

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The Wolfman: "Better Than Twilight, Worse Than Everything Else"

 

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Sherlock Holmes: "The Matrix Meets Vaudeville"

I Think We Got Ourselves A 'Situation'

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Edge Of Darkness: "Mel Gibson's Passion Of The Gun"

Mel Gibson is a troubled soul, what with all the booze and Jew-hating. I know there are people who can't separate art from the artist so me recommending Edge Of Darkness will no doubt fall on deaf ears. Edge of Darkness is a slow burn with sparse, dry dialogue. When characters weren't engaging in lengthy discussions on how to kill one another; the action that followed made up for 'meh' moments. The plot is simple and the supporting characters are majorly one-dimensional. Edge of Darkness competently tells a linear tale that many movies of various budgets could learn from. When Gibson is left to being an angry, self-loathing archetype, he is in his element.  

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The Lovely Bones - "A Beautifully Boring Piece Of Crap"

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