Saturday, May 19, 2012 at 5:07PM 
I just received a call from my local Giant Eagle while eating the last couple bites of a salad. Here’s what they said, as I heard it:
Faulknerism, Giant Eagle, Me Dying, Salads in Food, Odd, Ohio, Personal Note, Updates Sunday, February 26, 2012 at 12:53PM
One day me and some dancing buddies were waiting in line at an IHOP talking about cancer. Because, you know, what else would some twenty-somethings talk about while waiting to fill ourselves with sugary-fried goodness?
Manhattan, Processed Food, Scientific America, TEDx, Ted talks, Whole Food in Criticism, Education, Food, Science, Tech Tuesday, October 11, 2011 at 12:10AM 
We The 99% Won't Stand For Our Sour Cream & Onion Chip Options To Be Taken From Us. Let Us Decide What Ruffles Brands We Eat.
#OccupyFritoLay, CheesyUnicorns, FritoLay, Ruffles, Sour Cream & Onion in Business, Criticism, Food, Humor, Life Tuesday, September 14, 2010 at 7:37PM 
Mochi Miso = The Yummiest
A brogger's got to pay the bills. Do me a favor, check out my review of [what I think are] the top 5 non-chain Japanese restaurants in Columbus, Ohio. Hate it? Love it? I'm not gonna lie, I'm paid per click so do your worst [then pass it on to a friend].
Columbus, Japanese, Ohio, Sushi in Advertising, Blogging Whores, Food Friday, October 9, 2009 at 4:14PM 
Earlier this year yet another Elizabeth Lessner restaurant opened around the CCAD area, here in Columbus. Much like Lessner's previously themed restaurant endeavors, Dirty Frank's Dogs has the vibe of a post-baseball game hang out. If you are reading this, chances are you are a fan [much like I am] of Tip Top, Surly Girl, and Betty's. The problem I had with my first visit to Dirty Frank's was their claim to fame...the hot dogs. It was more dog than hot, but seeing as it was a couple days after the restaurant opened I gave it a pass. I recommended friends and my girlfriend's friends go to Dirty Frank's, I figured this is something a good local business supporter should do...even if they did not enjoy their first meal.
"Fear For Your Puny Lives!"
