Isaiah, Where Have You Been?

We The 99% Won't Stand For Our Sour Cream & Onion Chip Options To Be Taken From Us. Let Us Decide What Ruffles Brands We Eat.
A Now Famous Picture...Now The Issue Is Addressed
I'll be the first person to cop to poking a little fun at the image above. I mean once it is on the internet and was popping up on thread after thread...what was I supposed to do...call the lady and say "Although I do find this manner of burial quite humorous and your lifestyle confusing...I'm sorry for your loss?!" Nah, that just won't fly. But what happens when a local radio host finally catches up to the mother of her now dearly departed daughter. Well...I guess you just got to listen to believe this one.
We The Best Mang...We Deed It
Although later I am posting another article about the CERN lab itself. If you are reading this then you should know that we, and by we I mean a hand full of physicists and scientist watched two white dots blink on a computer screen. Noticed what's missing? We [and they] did not die! Isn't that awesome!? Not dying rocks! The thing is, this is step one [or step 421] depending on how you look at this of many equally great and dangerous steps to come.
Here's what Alex Higgins [Associated Press] has to add:
"Now that the beam has been successfully tested in clockwise direction, CERN plans to send it counterclockwise. Eventually two beams will be fired in opposite directions with the aim of recreating conditions a split second after the big bang, which scientists theorize was the massive explosion that created the universe."
More photos and the AP article after the jump...
"Fear For Your Puny Lives!"