As I Lay Dying ... From A Salad

In the event I do survive, this will function as an ill-written eulogy.

I just received a call from my local Giant Eagle while eating the last couple bites of a salad. Here’s what they said, as I heard it:

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Innanets Back Up

What I did while on hold

There was no blogging to be had this weekend...too busy with work and oh yeah...being pissed at time warner. Hey guys...[directed at The Warner] if you could just tell your customers, "Your internet will be going down for an indeterminant time" or something of the like that would be great. M'Kay?