Pooping: The True Uncanny Valley

Small Games Like DSYP Shows Us The Direction Gaming 'Should Be' Going

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Free Game: Dont Sh&t Your Pants

I guess I'm the sh#t king! I found all the achievments. So...there's that. Plus, this game is kinda cool. Type 'look' it helps.

Description (Game published on 2009-02-16)

A survival horror game.

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For those of you who cannot get the game to run when typing “play”, please refresh the browser. This is a known issue that I’m having trouble duplicating, but a simple refresh fixes it.

INSTRUCTIONS:

Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.

This is an all typing game. To begin, type “play”. Type instructions such as “open door” to perform different tasks.

If you’re stuck, make sure to “look” at everything you can.

Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!

*To see the credits, type “credits” in the title screen.

Link

After the jump...key commands that will help you win!

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I Can't Believe I Just Watched The Superbowl

Even now...it still was a waste of money...and it still doesn't make sense.

Me and the gf were all set for a night of passionate movie watching [that's what we call it].  The Superbowl came up in conversation prior to me putting a dvd in, but it was something to the effect of 'who do yo think is actually going to watch it?', what transpired next could only be described was an example of how a spectacle can captivate and deliver. 

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NSFW Video: I'm Sorry, But What Did You Just Say?

"When in doubt sound it out!" Also, I love the dads reaction post-spelling.

Something tells me I could make a 'Kanye Quotes' post in the not-to-distant future.

So I guess this is the new internet sensation..."The Millionaires", yup...looks like were are almost done with the internet.

Blame Shawn Elliot's Twitter...

Sir Shawn Elliot and A Then Underling Miss Sanchez

If I don't complete any of my assignments or becoming utterly useless at work it is because of this man's twitter page. The clips, the photos, the news stories all these things [even the not safe for work ish] have caused my eyes to wander all over the sexy body that is, the internet.  Note: You should know that the clips and links labeled 'nsfw' have either nudity or adult content within it so be warned.

Here...lets start soft...

Getting all SpeedFit

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Stripping Teacher or Stripper Dressed Like A Teacher?

So there are two conflicting stories here.  One is that this is a teacher who is celebrating the last day of school and a part of some sort of Hungarian, high school teacher exhibition [and there just happens to be a cellphone camera ready just before she starts dancing? Not likely, but still possible].

The more plausible, but still slightly disturbing story would be that it was a young man's 16th birthday and his mother decided to hire a guy in a gorilla suit and strip out of said gorilla suit at the young man's school.  According to the United Kingdom's The Sun, the boy's drama teacher was in on it and agreed to record it [which would explain how the stripper got the venue and why the camera was so 'Johnny-on-the-Spot']. There must have been a certain degree of miscomunication, because instead of a guy in a gorilla suit; the boy gets a stripper dressed as a teacher. Who are we to believe here? The person who posted this video? Or the UK tabloid?

Either Way...Best Birthday Ever!

NSFW? - Cock Train?

I'm still not sure how to age gate things on this site so I hope no children...err...but there's children in the clip...i really don't get this at all.