Commercial Break: Ultra Sheen

By the time you are done with the 'Sheen-memes' in this post, you're gonna wish Mr. Wall Street had led a life of quiet solitude. Or if you're like me, you'll just keep rewatching the trainwreck to pinpoint -- yup, this is when we all officially wasted our time on this guy. Whatever the cause of you being here, know that after you click the jump, there's no turning back.

[also keep in mind I did this in 15-minutes time and may have missed a couple entries of note, so feel free to contribute]

Enjoy Ultra Sheen's Dubstep above and so much more... below

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Reading Material: From Lil Jon's Downward Spiral To 'Boning'

Even Lil John's career wasn't safe from nimble, web-active fingers.

One of the main reasons it's hard for me to write [besides the 37 other hobbies I'm currently involved in] is because I'm trying to make a conscious effort to catch up on articles I should have read eons ago. Let's expand this limited vocubulary, right?

Seriously, every time I open up Google Chrome, I have a minimum of 13 tabs staring back at me. Maybe I do need to find that 25th hour in the day? Or, maybe there is this subconscious old-guy laying deep within the recesses of my cortex, begging me to read these amazing articles on a printed piece of paper. Maybe I'm just lazy?

Be that as it may, let this serve to the people who know me via the net as well as in real life [yes, I typed the whole thing, not that dumb ass 'IRL' abbreviation], that whenever I hear people say, "You post so much on Facebook or on Twitter!"

I'm always thinking, "You should see the stuff I don't post."

After the jump is a pool of articles that I've collected probably since last year. You'll probably notice that, though I visit 1up a great deal, I have yet to catch up on an 8th of their awesome, in-depth, cover stories. You'll also notice that I read a lot about human sexuality, because...well...people are f**king weird. But so am I.

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Consider This A Preemptive Apology

I put this picture here, because after you read the following words, you should stare at the cat and know that everything will be all right.

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Commercial Break: Thundercats Movie Was Bound For Fail

With as much crap Hollywood produces, it's surprising what -- even they, won't allow for human consumption. Above we see a well animated trailer of a young Lion-O versus Slithe. You're probably thinking to yourself, "Self, where the f**k are the rest of the Thundercats?!" To this I say, you know how much Hollywood loves placating the growing, nerd-man childs of this generation?

How many origin stories have we sat through? Plenty of weak plots all so we can be bilked out of more money from movies that will eventually squeeze the last bit of blood from an uninspired stone [yes, stones can be inspired]. But hey, thanks Hollywood for not pooping out another cinematic turd...

Wait, its going to be a television show? Damn.

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Enslaved Review -- Journey To Being Under Appreciated

A tale of a man, a woman and pig -- where no one gets romantically involved. Enslaved is a game that is focussed on how us humans do what we need to do for the greater good. With all this positivity and philsophical undertones, I wonder why this didn't catch on with the first-person shooter crowd.

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Blue Valentine Review -- A Troubled Couples Movie

Married with children

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Audio Files: A Tale Of Four Songs

I ain't sayin', but I'm just sayin'.

After watching The Fighter, my ear and interest piqued to this familiar sound. I'm sure you've heard it before. Living in this age of mash-ups, dubstep and the era of more mixtapes and minimal albums -- it's hard to keep tabs on what should be considered an original work. 

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What Makes A Good Year For Games?

Because the only thing better than a pile of money -- is two piles of money.

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FYI: We Know The PS3 Was Hacked & The PSP2 Will Be Announced

A Blog talking about how there are too many blogs. Irony.

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The Brog's Worst Of The Worst List Of 2010

Read of my experiences and tell my story.This list has been a long time coming so let's not delay. What you will find below is a short list of all-things-awful that I've subjected myself to within the last year. Read below and know that every ounce of these individual medias consistently haunt my dreams.

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