Graphic Update: Black Dynamite -- The Comic

The things I'm allowed to read at work while on my lunch break...

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Harry Potter Isn't Dead, Unfortunately

This is it. It all ends here. Well, you know, not really.

It’s rare I put a spoiler in the headline of my reviews. Actually, I’m sure I’ve never done it before. This is important for the small bits of hate mail and tweets I get. Granted, I’m still going to get them, but I want you to know that Harry Potter is alive and well. I’ll also say that I’m clearly not a Harry Potter fan, or aficionado. I’ve seen, including this film, the first film and the previous two. And by previous two I’m not including Deathly Hallows Part 1. I honestly didn’t know it came out. Nor did I care.

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Transformers: Dark Of The Moon -- I Drank Before Watching

It should come as no secret, I've always kinda hated the Transformers movies, but with Leonard Nemoy playing Sentinel Prime, well that's sure to win me and fellow 'thinking' movie goers over.
This weekend I snuck a bottle of red wine into a movie theater. Maybe this will function as a place marker for when I showed the initial signs of alcohol abuse? Maybe this will become the new standard for viewing any future summer blockbusters?

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Graphic Update: American Vampire Volume 1

Albuquerque's amazing art draws in any reader, but this end game of American Vampire is a bit of a mess.

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Infamous 2 -- If You Liked The First One, Then I Hate You

Here we see the main characters in Cole McGrath's story. It's up to you, the player, to choose who he's totally gonna hook up with.

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Super 8 Review -- Makes You Feel Like A Kid, Because Parents Are Total Idiots

Elle Fanning, Joel Courtney and Riley Griffiths are total scene-stealers in Super 8. Here's hoping whoever plays their parents in future films are just as dumb and neglectful as the ones found in this film. That way they can steal more scenes!
There are two movies to be found in Super 8. One, is a loving homage to the building blocks of movies that generation-X and Y’ers held dear to them pre-adolescence. The other is a summer blockbuster that is unabashedly illogical and powerfully hokey. Director and writer J. J. Abrams, has done well with Super 8, in one regard. Setting a movie in a non-descript Ohio locale with unique child actors was a move that suits his style. Balancing this children’s science fictional realm, while keeping the supposed adults entertained is where the movie fails. See Super 8, but avert your eyes when the movie turns into a shameful rendition of Independence Day.

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Graphic Update: Wilson

Last Sunday's park reading is this week's tragic review. Inquire within.

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X-Men: First Class -- Rebooted For A Dumber Generation

A discussion of homosapien vs homo-superior. A chess match between cooperating versus dominating. Too bad the rest of the film wasn't as brilliant as this discussion.

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Fast Five Review: Sex, Cars and The Rock's Beard

There aren't enough muscular man-hugs in this Summer's blockbusters, let Fast Five quench your hug-thirst.

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Need For Speed: Shift 2 Unleashed -- What A Terrible Name For A Game

In a crowded market, where does Need For Speed fit? Does it fit? And why is the name for this game so f**king long?!

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