Saturday, May 1, 2010 at 6:21PM I'm sorry, but if I didn't pass this along I think it would have killed me by haunting me when I foolishly decide to venture away from the youtubes. Who would have thought a terrible rap song whose Casio-tuned beat is based off of the main theme music from the horror movie Saw would make it this far?
Thursday, April 15, 2010 at 4:44PM 
This Is Not The One I Got, But Apocalypse Pics Are Badass By Default
Monday, April 5, 2010 at 10:27PM Clash Of The Titans in Cinema, Humor, Reviews Thursday, March 18, 2010 at 7:23PM Irony is something I have never been good at displaying with subtlety. I mean its the 'Commerical Break', but here I am showing you TV Shows. Get It? Right? Forget it. Enjoy
Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 8:28AM The Russians have done it! They have achieved the goal so many Canadians have died attempting. Bears can rip the average person's limbs apart within two minutes. Okay, that's a made up statistic, but I dare you to try and disprove it. I am vehemently opposed to the mistreatment of animals, unless they are delicious -- then exceptions need to be made. But if your day wasn't going the way you thought it would, or you're not sure what your ultimate life goal is; imagine being an incredibly nervous Russian referee surrounded by bears on ice skates carrying hockey sticks.
I hope I made you feel better.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010 at 3:19PM Had a hard time determining this week's Commercial Break, so I'll post both. The Enhance clip has my heart because it takes from shows I hate and hate to love. Damn it! Was that MacGuyver! Well, the burning branch has that sweet spark-up at the end that I'm sure scientists with more degrees than I could explain at great length.
The "Enchance" Clip Is After The Break...
Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 5:08PM I think we can all agree that The Insider is a pretty terrible television show. Why have an attorney and someone going through marital problems sit next to each other? Ratings! And Gary fell for it hook, line and sinker.
It makes me sad that Niecy Nash is on this show [make that money girl, don't let that money make you]. My favorite line was, "I Don't Like You", I don't know why that tickled me so much.
Thursday, February 4, 2010 at 3:44PM
My Japanese isn't that great, but that is either some form of processed pork or from what I can decipher...tuna in cake form. Either way, look at C3PO go!
Saturday, January 2, 2010 at 7:47PM 
Look at that not-at-all suspicious mustache. I knew something had to be off with the cosmos when I posted up the many troubling findings of Mr. Nicolas Cage's estate. Turns out People magazine was wrong. Who knew such a prestigious publication could be slightly off as to the 36.7 million dollar lawsuit against Cage. [Turns out it was only $3 million] Oh yeah, when People reported that Cage was also being accused of fraud, that again was an 'untruthitude'.
In summation, Nicolas Cage is a-okay. Aside from that whole $3 million dollar lawsuit, which I'm sure a questionable remake called Bad Lieutenant will take care of.
After the jump, a trailer that practically gives away the entire movie.
Bad Lieutenant, Nicolas Cage in Celebrity, Economics, Humor, Youtubeness Wednesday, December 23, 2009 at 2:33AM I like B-Rolls and getting down to this song.
"Fear For Your Puny Lives!"
