Bayonetta Review - Beyond Comprehension

Bayonetta: A Journey Of A Witch Who Fights Bird-Like Angels. And Yes, Her Butt Is Essentially A Co-Star. Thanks A Lot Japan

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Joan Rivers: A Piece Of Work [Review]

I Never Thought I'd Watch A Documentary Centered Around Joan Rivers. I Also Never Knew How Joan Looked Without Makeup.

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God Of War 3 Review - The Unfortunate Experience

Poor Helios. If Only He Pressed The Diplomacy Button During The Quick time Event He'd Still Have His Head Attached.

 

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Final Fantasy XIII Review - The Cure For Stockholm Syndrome

Meet Lightening. She Doesn't Remember Much Of Her Past. She Has Pink Hair And Belt Straps On Her Boots. This Must Be Final Fantasy.

 

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Infamous Review: Cool Game In All, But Open World Games Feel Passé

See Cole Jump. See Cole Smash. Now Do It Several Times Over While Levelling Up And Keeping A Close Eye On What Missions You Need To Complete In Order To Advance The Story.

 

Consider this a partial-review of Sucker Punch's geographically vast game. My type-A gaming personality would not allow me to complete such a rich single-player experience. That's what I tell myself. The truth is Infamous suffers from what this current 'evolved' state of game design seems all to eager to subscribe to. Infamous is a post-apocalyptic open world tale, in which you play as a character who may choose one of two paths: Heroic or Thug. Though this formula of game architecture has been seen in games like Prototype, Red Faction: Guerrilla, and Mass Effect -- Infamous's manner of storytelling is what makes this experience unique.

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Iron Man 2 Review: Please Don't Let There Be A Third.

Terrence Howard Said "Maybe Next Time Baby". I Never Thought I'd Prefer Howard Over Cheadle In ANY Role, But Here We Are.

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Nightmare On Elm Street Review: How To Fail At Remakes 101

With Such A Memorable Impression The Original Nightmare On Elm Street Left On Fans, This Remake Sought To Destroy All Hope Of Fond Memories Of The Franchise. Mission Accomplished.

Nightmare On Elm Street fails as, what one considers, a bad horror movie. Think about a movie like Twilight. A movie where all compelling action and horror thrives on characters behaving in a manner that goes against logical thought, but somehow the cast of idiots manages to survive a near death experience. In this remake of Nightmare On Elm Street, director Samuel Bayer decides to go against conventional wisdom by constructing an absolutely conventional failure of horror film. There is no form of realistic horror in Bayer's remake. There is no character worth vying for and worse off, Freddy isn't funny. Nightmare On Elm Street has no entertainment value because every aspect of this movie is devoid of anything interesting. How do you make a movie about killing dumb privileged teenager's in their sleep this awful? 

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Modern Warfare 2 Review: What Games Could Be.

Protip: As It Turns Out, The Guys With The Worst Haircuts Are Always The Terrorists

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Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2 [PS3] - I've Already Forgotten About This Game

Good News: This Image Is Close To Real In-Game Rendering. Bad News: The Actual Game Shows The Renderings REALLY Tiny.

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Kick Ass Review: Truly A Flawed, Bloody Mess

Chris Hansen Is The Name Of The Gun.

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